A Price for This Magic Sword! - P2

A Price for This Magic Sword! - P2 is a cutscene in KonoSuba: Fantastic Days.

KonoSuba: Fantastic Days

Description

With their quest concluded, our heroes returned to town and came upon the wielder of the cursed sword, Gram. Oddly enough, this gallant knight seemed to know Aqua.

Dialogue

• After Aqua purified the lake's waters with her powers...
• Kazuma and the others lifted Aqua's cage onto the back of the cart and drove toward home...
• Kazuma: "Would you get out of the cage, Aqua? It's already heavy enough without you weighing it down."
• Aqua: "Uh-uh. This place is my sanctuary. The outside world is a big ol' nope. I'm living here instead."
• Megumin: "Poor thing's completely retreated into her shell."
• Darkness: "Indeed... Perhaps she's grown fond of being placed in confinement."
• ???: "Goddess? You ARE the goddess, aren't you?"
• ???: "Why are you in a cage? "
• ???: "Hwah!"
• The handsome youth easily broke open Aqua's cage and pulled her out of it...
• Megumin: "Is this guy for real? He just ripped open the cage with his bare hands..."
• Darkness: "Who the heck IS he?"
• ???: "Now, dear goddess, everything's going to be fine. You're safe now!"
• Aqua: "Goddess?"
• Kazuma: "Yeah, did you forget what you are?"
• Aqua: "Yeesh!"
• Aqua: "That's right! I'm a goddess!"
• Kazuma: "Did she really forget that she's a goddess?"
• Aqua: "So, what business do you have with your goddess?"
• Aqua: "And who are you, anyway?"
• Mitsurugi: "It's me, Kyouya Mitsurugi! You granted me the cursed sword Gram and then sent me to this world!"
• Aqua: "Oh yeah, it's all kinda coming back to me now. Sorry, I forgot all about you."
• Aqua: "Well, I HAVE sent a lot of people here. I can't remember every one!"
• Mitsurugi: "I, uh... I see..."
• Mitsurugi: "It has been some time, Lady Aqua. I'm working hard to repay your faith in me."
• Mitsurugi: "By the way, what are you doing here, Lady Aqua? And, erm... Why did these people put you in a cage?"
• Kazuma: "It's kind of a long story, but..."
• Mitsurugi: "Good heavens... You're unbelievable! There's no way I can leave Lady Aqua in the care of such a boor!"
• Mitsurugi: "The rest of you should join me, too. I'm a sword master, and I've got the gold to kit you out in all the best gear."
• Aqua: "Yeesh! This guy really makes my skin crawl! Vain, narcissistic, and my money's on him being a total ass, too!"
• Darkness: "Seriously, this kind of guy is the worst. I'd rather take hits than dish them out, but for him, I'll make an exception."
• Megumin: "Am I clear to fire? C'mon... Just one spell!"
• Kazuma: "Well, it looks like my party has unanimously decided they won't be joining you. So, uh... See ya 'round, I guess."
• Mitsurugi: "Wait! I cannot leave Lady Aqua in such dire company."
• Mitsurugi: "You're blessed with an exceptional party, yet you make Lady Aqua sleep in the stables? Have you no shame?!"
• Kazuma: "Sure seems like this jerk got a shiny magic sword as his special gift and hasn't had to work a day in his afterlife."
• Kazuma: "I worked my way up from rock bottom. I refuse to let a smarmy jerk like him talk down to me like this."
• Kazuma: "What? Blessed with an exceptional party? Uh...where? I'd like to meet this party!"
• Mitsurugi: "How about a little competition? If I win, you have to hand over Lady Aqua. If I lose, then I'll do whatever you—"
• Kazuma: "Okay, you've got yourself a deal."
• Kazuma: "Let's do this!"
• Mitsurugi: "Huh? Hold on a—"
• Kazuma: "Steal!"
• Knocking Mitsurugi off balance with his sudden strike, Kazuma used his Steal skill to seize the cursed sword Gram...
• Mitsurugi: "No... My sword!"
• Kazuma: "Hyah!"
• Kazuma turned the sword in his hand, using the flat of the blade to smack Mitsurugi on the head...
• Mitsurugi: "Ungh..."
• Kazuma: "If we lend you an ear, you just keep yakking away. I'm taking this sword as compensation for the headache you caused."
• Aqua: "Only that dork can make full use of Gram's magical properties. It's just an ordinary blade in your hands, Kazuma."
• Kazuma: "Oh, really? In that case..."
• Back at the Adventurer's Guild...
• Aqua: "Aaaugh! What the heck?!"
• Darkness: "What's the matter? You got the 300,000 Eris"
• Darkness: "reward for the quest, didn't you?"
• Megumin: "Apparently, it cost 200,000 Eris to repair the damage to the cage, leaving her with only 100,000 Eris."
• Aqua: "Grrrrrr... If I ever see that guy again, I'll smack him with my God Blow. Pow, right in the kisser!"
• Kazuma: "*Sigh* Is she not satisfied unless she's stirring up trouble for me?"
• ???: "A-ha! There you are, Kazuma Satou!"
• Kazuma: "Huh?"
• Mitsurugi: "That thief girl told me all about you. About the lecherous rogue known by some as the Panty-Stealing Devil."
• Mitsurugi: "I ALSO heard that you enjoy covering girls in slime. Your perverse reputation precedes you!"
• Kazuma: "Hey, wait! Who told you that?! I want names!"
• Mitsurugi: "Lady Aqua, I swear that I shall defeat the Devil King. So I implore you, join my party and—"
• Aqua: "God Blow!!!"
• Mitsurugi: "Hrrraaagh!"
• Aqua: "Hey, you! You'd better pay up for that cage you broke! You owe me 300,000 Eris!"
• Mitsurugi: "Eh?"
• Mitsurugi: "Oh, yes... I'm really sorry."
• Kazuma: "I thought the cage repairs cost 200,000?"
• Mitsurugi: "Kazuma Satou, I know I have no right to ask, but...will you return my sword?"
• Megumin: "Don't waste your breath. This guy doesn't have your magic sword anymore."
• Mitsurugi: "You don't? But... What did you do with it?"
• Kazuma: "I pawned it."
• Mitsurugi: "YOU WHAT?!"
• Darkness: "You show no mercy, Kazuma? I knew I was right to choose this party!"